Ask Your Mom if I’m Real Santa Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
Lounge pieces are printed to order and ship separately from glitter & other ATGL items, so they have their own shipping charge. Allow 5-7 business days for printing before your lounge items ship.
A sturdy cotton canvas tote with a mischievous vintage-style Santa illustration and the cheeky message “Ask Your Mom if I’m Real.” The playful design brings a little holiday humor to everyday errands, whether you’re heading to the farmers market, carrying library books, or stocking up on seasonal treats. Its roomy, straightforward shape suits adults who like their practical essentials with a dash of irreverent Christmas spirit. Use it throughout the winter season, at holiday markets, or while gathering with family—the kind of bag that sparks a grin before you’ve even said a word. Available in natural or black, with reinforced self-fabric handles and a sewn-in label.
Product features
- Made from durable 100% cotton canvas
- Heavy 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²) fabric
- Flat-corner construction for a clean, streamlined shape
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Disclaimer | Will It Look Like the Photos?
We photograph and edit every glitter to show what it actually looks like in person. Monitors, browsers and lighting all vary though, so a color can read differently on your screen than it does in your hand. It is prettier in person, we promise.
And because glitter lives in every corner of our lives, you may find a squatter speck from another batch that wanted to go home with you. Consider it a sampler. We do our best to keep our specks where they belong.
Disclaimer | No Holds on Lounge Items
Please note that because Lounge items are printed and shipped offsite, we are not able to hold orders or combine them with separate ATGL purchases.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Merch is printed to order by our print partner, and glitter is packed by us. They ship from different places, so they arrive in separate packages with separate tracking.
Because there are two packages. Shopify adds the shipping for each together and shows one shipping total at checkout.
Each piece is printed when you order it. Allow 5-7 business days for printing, then 3-5 days delivery time on top of that.
No. Designs are printed, not glittered, so your laundry and car seats are safe. This might be the only glitter-free thing we sell.
Merch is made just for you, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind.
If it arrives damaged or misprinted, email us at allthatglitterslab@gmail.com within 2 days of receipt with a photo and we'll make it right.
Read the full FAQ or drop us a line with any question we haven't answered here on the site.