Ask Your Mom if I'm Real Hoodie
Lounge pieces are printed to order and ship separately from glitter & other ATGL items, so they have their own shipping charge. Allow 5-7 business days for printing before your lounge items ship.
This cozy hoodie features a whimsical vintage-style Santa with a cheeky saying. The substantial cotton-polyester fleece blend brings soft warmth, while the double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and kangaroo pocket make it easy to settle in and stay comfortable.
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric; Heather Sport colors are 40% cotton, 60% polyester
- Adjustable drawstring hood with a double-lined design
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Disclaimer | Will It Look Like the Photos?
We photograph and edit every glitter to show what it actually looks like in person. Monitors, browsers and lighting all vary though, so a color can read differently on your screen than it does in your hand. It is prettier in person, we promise.
And because glitter lives in every corner of our lives, you may find a squatter speck from another batch that wanted to go home with you. Consider it a sampler. We do our best to keep our specks where they belong.
Disclaimer | No Holds on Lounge Items
Please note that because Lounge items are printed and shipped offsite, we are not able to hold orders or combine them with separate ATGL purchases.
Choose options
Frequently Asked Questions
Ask the Bartender
Merch is printed to order by our print partner, and glitter is packed by us. They ship from different places, so they arrive in separate packages with separate tracking.
Because there are two packages. Shopify adds the shipping for each together and shows one shipping total at checkout.
Each piece is printed when you order it. Allow 5-7 business days for printing, then 3-5 days delivery time on top of that.
No. Designs are printed, not glittered, so your laundry and car seats are safe. This might be the only glitter-free thing we sell.
Merch is made just for you, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind.
If it arrives damaged or misprinted, email us at allthatglitterslab@gmail.com within 2 days of receipt with a photo and we'll make it right.
Read the full FAQ or drop us a line with any question we haven't answered here on the site.